its really telling that you honestly dont give a shit about gender or sex politics when you describe pronouns as “cute”, like its some kind of accessory
420 praise it
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
go look at my blog
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Sweet Bunnies =^ω^= (via)
Life is hard. Here’s some fluffy buns.
That isn’t real. It can’t be.
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??